Today In Obstetrics

Only in Australia will wine bottles be used for things other than containing wine.

One of the best ways to push back an everted uterus in a cow is to stick a long bottle of wine in (riesling works best, because it is normally in a long bottle!).

For the same problem in sheep we were told that "Fountain" brand soy sauce bottles work really well. Not Kikkoman though, thats a completely different shape.

The soy sauce bottles have to stay in though, right up until the sheep next gives birth!