German Guys = Gay?

On the way to bringing my flatmates on an informal tour of the vet school...

Jianny: "Sharon do you remember the first time you met Max you asked me if he was gay?"

Me: " Is it? I don't remember leh..."

Maris: "Yah! I thought all my German guy friends were gay until they said they had girlfriends!"

And oh yes, Max is very happily straight with girlfriend in Germany. = )

(To add to the all German guys are gay notion, while Jianny was pottering around in Max's room tonight she found a HAIR STRAIGHTENER. Shock!)

In conclusion, German guys probably appear very metrosexual, to Asian girls at least, because they grew up in a society so polite that frowns upon the public release of bodily gases. I'm serious! I haven't burped properly this whole semester. No wonder Europeans *ahem* always look like they have a stiff upper lip. More often than not they will probably be trying to stifle a burp or fart until out of the range of company!