Bed Physics 101

Nobody Believes Me! (Except Cam)

Now, bed comfyness is directly proportional to the amount of cushioning you have yourself, inversely proportional to how much NOT like a bed it looks like and inversely proportional to the number of curves you have.

Therefore, the most comfy bed for me with my practically non-existent body fat and bony female curves that jutt out, is... the couch! Any couch!

I can sleep anywhere, except in my own bed. Maybe I need to start drinking nightcaps.